Sarah Palin + The Daily Show + my day off = I napped on the couch.

I am a failure. There was something for everyone, and I slept the afternoon away. I'm so disappointed in myself. We went to the park a few hours later for a company picnic. We went AFTER the hoopla. AFTER the Daily Show, AFTER my chance to watch a Daily Show correspondent harass the media.

I'm pretty sure I'll never be forgiven for this.